Wednesday, 30 April, 2008

Fun Blog Link Exchange

LINK EXCHANGE PROGRAM FOR FUN BLOG AND FUN SITE

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Post a link of this blog, to your site and i will do the same for your web

site.



Rules :

1. No adult or spam sites

2. All links must be in viewable places in front

3 . If you remove my link, i ll do the same :)



It's a win-win situation for both of us


Just copy-paste the following to your link

section :


The link will look like this :
Fun Pages :-)

After posting your link in my site link in your site then you make a comment here with your site link.
I will check then and add your site as soon as possible.

Monday, 31 December, 2007

Jogging Joke

“Mrs Jones, Every day this week I’ve seen your husband out running with a Violin chasing him. What’s going on?”
“O it was his fortieth birthday on Monday and ever since he’s been trying to prove to himself that he’s still fit as a fiddle.”

Made in Japan Joke

A Japanese tourist hails a taxi at Heathrow Airport London and asks to be taken across London to the city.
On the way the tourist sees a Toyota car and shouts,
“Oh! TOYOTA! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Next he sees a Nissan car and shouts,
“Oh! NISSAN! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Next he sees a Mitsubishi car and shouts,
“Oh! MITSUBISHI! Made in Japan. Very fast.”
Well the London cap driver is getting a little miffed that so many Japanese made cars are passing his 100% British London cab. So he finally gets to the city stops, he’s feeling glad that he’ll soon be seeing
the back of the guy. He points at the meter and says,
“That’ll be 100 pounds please mate.”
“100 pounds, but it was a very short a ride! Why so much?”
“Taxi Meter,” says the cabby, “Made in Japan. Very fast!”

Condoms Jokes

A young couple with an economy carton of condoms have wild sex together. When they’ve finished, the girl discovers that there were only six condoms remaining in the pack of twelve.
“What happened to the other five condoms?” she asks her boyfriend.
Nervously he replies, “I masturbated with them.”
Later that day she approaches a male friend and tells him the story.
“Have you ever done that?”
“Yeah, once or twice,” he reassures her.
“You mean you’ve actually masturbated with a condom on?”
“Oh,” replies her male friend, “I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied.”

Sunday, 23 December, 2007

Cowboys Joke

Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close by.
“Oh! That doesn’t sound good,” says one cowboy to his pal.
As soon as the words are spoken, an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and says, “Yeah well, our regular drummer is off sick.”

Genie Joke

A guy finds a bottle on a beach and after a few rubs out pops a genie in a puff of smoke.
“I’m the genie of the bottle and I can grant you two wishes, what’ll it be?”
“Two wishes, eh? Well I want to be hard and get all the ass I want.” He replies.
“Your wish is my command,” says the genie as he turns the guy into a plastic toilet seat.

Little Johnny Joke 3

Little Johnny goes trick or treating at Halloween dressed as a pirate.
He knocks at Mrs Smith’s door and when she opens it and sees him she looks around in mock terror.
“Captain Johnny!” she says, “Where are your buccaneers?”
“Under me F**king hat!” he replies.